I was out at my mommmms house in the middle of nowhere and the internet was shoddy at best. (using a phone as a hotspot)

Got behind the wheeel of a truck (cause damn i need to start driving.) with moms boyfriends nephew. He was recording the whole time on his phone and we listened to it back. (my favorite part is where i called the sun visor a son of a bitch. haha funny.

oh but hey i realized. my country twang is THICK as HELL. and i had noooooooooooo idea. so yep. eventful weekend but now im home!

askcrossfirehurricane:

bustedcrankshaft:

You examine your hands to avoid looking at him as you try to think of something to say in reply other than “Yes, X saw your boat, xt looked lxke a boat.”

You have some indigo blood under your claws —well, more like nails, you keep them short…

ahahahahhahah best observations ever,

bigbigtruck:

asktjandamal:

He doesn’t mind.

WHYDIDNTIKNOWTHEREWASANASKBLOGFORTHISOMGOMGOMG

jumpingjacktrash:

i just assumed it was intentional. :D

oh it was very much intentional xD but its not like a focus point so i was wondering when someone would look at it and be like hahah look it says FU  :D

lalondes-wonking:

incognitovindicator:

why do people call the penis a member in fanfiction?

like

what is it a member of?

the midnight crew?

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

isnt there a way we can make a  pesterchum group and do some dicking around as our trolls all together. that would be endlessly fun

yummytomatoes:

rumminov:

the stars were aligned tonight

boy did i make a weird noise seein this beauty 

this was literally on my dash just now 5 times in a row. no gaps. just a line of gamzee.

I was just trying to mix some polish for a crafty thing (maals sign on his shirt) and i got to the bottom of my mixxy thing and it had like bubbling a bit and aHOLE and im like dad dad look and he goes oh i knew that and im like JERK BE EXCITED WITH MEJSJFSFJFJ SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!! SSSCCCIIIEEENNNCCCEEE!!!

eyecandyburns:

julietfoxtrot:

Giving away a brand new Monoprice tablet! It has been opened to see if everything was there and for a quick 5 minute test run (the battery it came with is in the pen already). I liked the tablet but changed my mind - So I’d love to give it a new home to someone who is in need!

RULES

• You do NOT have to follow me
• Reblog to enter - likes and multiple reblogs don’t count. Just one. (If you
  don’t want the tablet and would like to reblog for signal boost then please say so, when rebloging it, so that I know to exclude you in the final drawing)
• I will ship anywhere world wide
• Make sure you ask box is open so I can let you know if you’ve won!
• Contest ends June 3rd at 11:30pm CST
• The winner will be picked with a random number generator

signel boost

WANT

We Are Young - Erisol FST

siralice:

mrsuperzebra:

*~*~*~*~GIVEAWAY TIME~*~*~*~*

I reached 100 followers last week :D

So thank you, thank you all <3

In honor of this I’ve decided to do a giveaway

That means that you, that’s right, YOU can win 1 (one) God Tier hoodie of your choice, any size, shipped to anywhere you want, all covered by me!!

Here are the rules:

• You do not have to be following me, though a follow would be very nice
• You can like once and reblog once. Seeing dashboards clogged with one giveaway is annoying. One like and one reblog will give you two entries.
• You must have your ask box open so I can contact you when this ends
• This whole thing will end exactly one month from now, on June 15th,12 am. I do hold the right to push this date back, depending on notes and my financial situation.

I’ll keep track of everything and use a random number generator to choose the winner. Thanks for playing, good luck, and have fun!

FUCK, PLEASE PLEASE I WANT A HEART HOODIE ;___;

mindy-mae:

This is the coolest moth I’ve ever seen! It’s called an “Acraga Coa” Jewel caterpillar.

mutisija:

Renard feat. Futret - GABBERSTÄG

My headcanon voice for Sollux

Fantroll things~ (also draw some fantrolls)

Admire my idols from afar (YuY)

just when a wild Jesse appears. i realize it’s sleep time. curses.

Finish maalos doll! Nearly done!

Remember to log into skype and pesterchum and talk to people i haven’t been lately.

Luka inspires. Must draw gamzee

deadanchors:

striderstuck:

davidstrider:

they’re brothers